Jul 10 2008
In Munich
So I’m in a hotel room on a business trip. Everything in Germany is salty. UNBELIEVABLY SALTY. I’m consuming as much water as I can but it’s not helping. The roof of my mouth feels peeled.
The Germans have an obsession with bubbly water. I’ve been drinking it for the past 3 days thinking it’s healthier. It sure is cleansing my body, flatulence-wise.
It’s also obscene how much I fart when I’m alone. And how I disgust myself with the smell of my farts.
My poor Alex
Next week is Korea!
BTW this is a semi old picture of me, 2 months ago. Did like the bangs, the 90 deg weather not so much. It’s gone now.
Congrats to Spaz for agreeing to be tied to one man for the rest of her life….. 
