Dec 21 2006
Metro Rant
Please someone explain to me why people who wear headphones on the metro sitting next to you INSIST on blasting crappy crappy alt-rock at 8:30 in the morning? Yea you asshole guy-who-is-prematurely-balding-at-age-18 with enough pimples to make any kid cry….. i don’t need to listen to your shit that early in the morning, especially after a morning which I spent hungover as fuck……
As if that wasn’t bad enough, as soon as the pimply kid leaves, I get bombarded by two men who apparently thought it would be a cool idea to take a bath in cologne. I fought the urge to choke myself to death at the stench. I know, showering is nouvelle, but please, lay off the cologne! Nobody’s loins are quivering when they sit next to you…. and if they are, it’s more due to people trying to hold their breath around you…
Sigh. My metro rides are so exciting…
