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Personal Asssistant Needed

Reply to: job-155491138@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-28, 9:34AM PDT


Successful, busy VP for an international technology company seeks attractive Personal Assistant ASAP.

I am seeking a Personal assistant my International Outsourcing/Finance Company. I am seeking a candidate that seeks advacement and has a strong desire to learn the industry from top to bottom and willing to be a top salesperson ! The candidate will be trained in all aspects the position to fill a position as an executive in a year supporting my position. I seek someone who is FEMALE, organized, punctual, dedicated, sexy, discreet and has a strong drive and desire for success. There is a reason I am posting here. and YOU KNOW WHY! You MUST be ok with that. The job carries a salary, paid bonuses + incentives, full medical, Paid vacations, and some expenses. Please send resume with cover letter as to why I should hire you and what you can do for me. Most recent photo of YOURSELF must be included! For those of you who wonders about the salary, it starts @ $6000/month and negiotiable base on your experience and self-worth.

• Compensation: $6000/Month + Incentives
  
• Telecommuting is ok.
• Hrm……I didn’t know prostitutes had to have a strong drive and desire for success…
  

SO, in my never-ending quest to find a job, I stumble onto a craigslist posting for egg donation.

And now I’m seriously contemplating doing it. I mean. $8000? And the possiblity of making somebody have a baby?  

Hmm…I trust my xanga readers….what do you guys think?

ON a much lighter side, they banned foie gras in Chicago!!

http://montreal.craigslist.org/zip/148383572.html

So I’m really bored at work and what I do a lot is research a bunch of shit about canada. ANyways, found the link above, it was too funny.

Pictures are up on Flickr. Click on the picture.

SO…..

I got this new job. I’m temping for Toshiba and the people are nice enough, but it just reminds me how I cannot work in a cubicle for the rest of my life. I mean, the sheer clinical, cold, feeling drives me nuts. I spent about 3 hours surfing the web and talking to jimbo the entire time, so that was time well spent. Hey I’m getting paid for it.
The only thing annoying about it is that I’m replacing someone who’s on a pregnancy leave. And these people come by and ask me annoying questions like “oh can you do this and this” And when I reply “OH, it’s my first day, I’m not sure how ” “oh well, Nancy (the person I’m temping for) knows how to do it” Stupid ass white crackers, do they not know that it’s my first flipping day?!?! Why are people so stupid? Why?
So, I understand that I should write some grand summary of France. I’m too lazy to do that. SO, just leave me questions in the comments and I’ll try to answer them. I’ll try to post pictures of some kind this week too…
But the main thing is yes I miss my boyfriend like crazy, but he’s coming here in August and then we’re going to canada together. WHy Canada? Why not? And no we’re not getting married and no I am not pregnant, well I believe I’m not…..
It’s so odd how 6 little months in a foreign country can make you fall in love and completely change your views on life, love, and men. (I’m serious Diane, travel!) Yes he doesn’t look like my type at all and if I met him in LA I probably wouldn’t be with him. But perhaps I needed to be in a foreign country and a bit lonely to see what I really needed..
OK done with the sap.