Dec 14 2005
French Alps
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Boarding at the French Alps
SO what did Jooree do this weekend?
here’s a hint
Oh thats right bitches. I went boarding in the French Alps
Parloup is the name of the resort. It’s about 2 hours from Aix. And it was SO FUCKING COLD! AH! LIke 20 deg F at the most.
It was AMAZING, well the snow was. I had to rent a board, which was crap because NOBODY in France boards. So they had no idea which way was goofy and totally fucked up on my bindings. OH and there was no stomp pad. So I was almost falling on my ass.
Well, I boarded with this guy
yea he’s 50. And he boards way better than my brother. Shocking.
At least Alex had a good time laughing at me.
So after 3 hours of falling on my ass, we had lunch, where I got spectacularly drunk
Then we went again… 
That’s Yan. He’s 33, married to a 44 year old woman and loves to board. It was only me, him, and Bernard who boarded. Everyone else skied way TOO FUCKING FAST.
So after feeling like an idiot, we went home around 8. I was so fucking bruised my knees an ass still hurt. And I’m still cold. But it was fun. Sort of. I just need to……have my board?? Not go with French people?
Drinkk recette
FAHRENHEIT 5000
1/2 oz Cinnamon schnapps
1/2 Absolut pepper vodka
1 Dash tabasco sauce
