Jun
28
2004
Ok,
I promised spaz a horrible cheesy/girly movie with her. So, the Cinderella Story was picked because of our undying love for Chad Michael Murray. Anyways, was looking at the poster, and next to Chad’s head, is HIlary’s nipple.
Or a hell of a shadow. You decide. By the way, you can see I ALWAYS spend my time wisely….
Jun
23
2004

Italian pornstar Rocco Siffredi (L) and his wife pose for photographers. Retiring from porn stardom with 1,300 films under his belt, Siffredi claims he is still up to the job but is quitting for ‘family reasons,’ it was reported
Who will be the next king of anal porn then??? What is the world coming to??
Jun
21
2004
| How to make a Jooree |
Ingredients: 3 parts pride 5 parts arrogance 1 part leadership |
Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom |
Huh, how disturbingly true….
Jun
16
2004

A visitor looks at Rasputin’s penis displayed at the first Russian museum of erotica in St. Petersburg. The museum was founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences
Hey Russia’s in Asia, how come the stereotype doesn’t apply to them? 
Jun
16
2004
Mood: 
Why do things happen at the wrong time with the wrong person? It’s like a curse almost, as if I’m being either:
a) punished b) getting totally shafted c) this is one big fat joke
Sighs…….