May
30
2004
Mood: 
hello from temecula. it’s pretty nice out here, just relaxing.
i found my new calling in life. roulette player. thats right ladies and gentlemen, jooree has discovered the pleasure of gambling. but jooree only gambles about $20, wins, then walks away. i mean c’mon, its almost like free money! everyone should gamble! unless you’re addicted of course. which isn’t good.
anyways, i’m out here in temecula, just relaxing. its amazing how much simpler everything is out here, or just with my aunt and uncle. while most may see me as one who pines away for drama, its the simpler things that get to me sometimes….
anyways, weird story of the day. enjoy.
Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
“He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape,” a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident
May
28
2004
Mood: 
I’m feeling a bit flirty right now….
Even though there’s no one to flirt with, which explains why my dog is looking at me strangely…
Almost like a drunkish high, even though I haven’t had a drop of alcohol
Anyways, I watched a wonderful movie tonight. Made me realize what I had been missing, like good passionate sex, love, life, that one person who makes life worth living, yadda yadda yadda.
I just miss kissing………….
Anyways, the movie is called Stateside, starring the ABOSOLUTELY GORGEOUS Rachel Leigh Cook.
I knew she was pretty, but this movie protrayed her in such a fragile light that you wanted to take her into your arms and stroke her hair, whispering that everything will be all right. She was wonderful in the movie, playing the schizophrenic actress, and so wonderful…..I can only hope I can fall in love with someone like her (perhaps without the schizophrenic part)
The rest of the movie pretty much sucked, as her acting was the only thing wort watching it for. The story was uneven at best, with the other actors pretty much not being good. The dialogue was wonderful, though, as the characters interaction was interesting, (sort of)
Anyways, it was an ok movie, but she made it totally worth it….
May
23
2004
Mood: 
So, I was walking my dog and encountered two men, and a little girl. The little girl starts to play with my dog, and one the men, we’ll call him Bob, compliments me on my dogs and we discuss our respective dogs. Then the other man, we’ll call him Mike, looks at the dogs, uncomfortable. Then he blurts out “I knew a old lady once who put a bullet in her head when her cat died,”
::uncomfortable silence::
“Yea, like she took a gun to her head, when her cat croaked. I guess she really like her…cat.”
::more uncomfortable silence as I try to stifle my laughter::
Some guys are so socially inept…..
May
23
2004
Alright, new dream
So, I had a dream that the Atlanta Hawks won the NBA champoinships, which is odd because they’re not even in the playoffs and I don’t care about the NBA championships. Chi McBride was the team owner, and Phil Jackson was the coach. Anyways, the dream split into two screens, one with the conference of Chi McBride saying he was proud of his tream, and another one of me, going on a water ride in the middle of winter, supposedly in Atlanta. It was so cold that some of the water was frozen and would make a horrible thud sound as the boat hit it. The Phil Jackson starts to talk, doing an odd voiceover, while I’m flying around in the ride. He talks about his relationship to Jeannie Buss, and how yes he dates her, but no its none of your business. IN a odd way, I think I was in Phil Jackson’s body during the ride, because I was surrounded by all these white people in my boat. Anyways, the boat turns into a single ride, with me on the board. Then, it slips out under me just as I’m about to go down a huge drop, and I fly up in the air. Afterwards, I fall back to the ride, land exactly on my board, and continue.
Then I woke up. I believe either a) the lakers will lose the series or b) lose and Phil Jackson will leave the lakers to coach the Hawks. Either way, Chi McBride still doesn’t make sense….
May
21
2004
What Is She Thinking About During Sex?
BERLIN (Reuters) - Women watching erotic films are stimulated in a part of the brain associated with planning and emotion, research from scientists in Germany said Friday.
When scientists from Essen University put volunteers in a brain scanning tube and showed them pornography they found both men and women showed activity in the temporal lobes linked to memory and perception, but only women used their frontal lobes.
Unfortunately the researchers were not able to determine if their findings meant that while men lost themselves in the moment the busy modern professional woman was also planning her wardrobe, scheduling the vacation and juggling her tax receipts.
“We don’t know why these differences between men and women exist. They just do,” said institute director Michael Forsting.
