Jan 05 2004
Return of the King
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Currently Watching The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King see related |
OK……………….I’m choking on my words hardcore now……………..
BUt OMG PETER JACKSON WAS AMAZING!
I just watched Return of the King. And it was abso-fucking-lutely fantastic! I just had one teensy little problem with it………………………..
WHERE WAS MY HUSBAND?? 
I think he was like in……….6 scenes. Not enough face time right there…..sighs……but he did have this amazing scene where he took out an entire army……….so that was impressive……..but still…….
OK, on with the movie review.
Honestly, I have never been so impressed with a movie in my life. Never have I gotten so emotional with a movie! I cried, I laughed, I got scared, I cried some more. (ok I sobbed like a little baby most of the time). The movie sucks you in and you sit there spellbound, wondering if the world was going to get saved. The perfomances were top-notched as usual, even though Liv Tyler could have given a better performance……..oh well.
The direction was amazing…………omg the sweeping visuals, the heart-wrenching story, the basic quest for survival and all the emotions that come into it……..the way it was all filmed made it even better….
The fake endings were perfect. It made you wish in the end that this magical tale would never end and that another ring would be made so that another quest can be undertaken……….(or not).
And there was NOTHING gay about Frodo and Sam’s relationship! For ALL you doubters out there, if you went to hell and back with a guy, you would be just as close, damn homophobiacs……….
The chemistry between all the characters were amazing and the orcs this time looked even worse! And poor Smeagol, what a sad end he reached……….
Overall, the movie was fantastic and I will be VERY disappointed if it fails to win best picture and best director comr oscar time.
I have now decided to read the series. I’ll even give Hobbit another try………..
