Apr 28 2006
personal assistant
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Personal Asssistant Needed
Reply to: job-155491138@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-28, 9:34AM PDT
Successful, busy VP for an international technology company seeks attractive Personal Assistant ASAP.
I am seeking a Personal assistant my International Outsourcing/Finance Company. I am seeking a candidate that seeks advacement and has a strong desire to learn the industry from top to bottom and willing to be a top salesperson ! The candidate will be trained in all aspects the position to fill a position as an executive in a year supporting my position. I seek someone who is FEMALE, organized, punctual, dedicated, sexy, discreet and has a strong drive and desire for success. There is a reason I am posting here. and YOU KNOW WHY! You MUST be ok with that. The job carries a salary, paid bonuses + incentives, full medical, Paid vacations, and some expenses. Please send resume with cover letter as to why I should hire you and what you can do for me. Most recent photo of YOURSELF must be included! For those of you who wonders about the salary, it starts @ $6000/month and negiotiable base on your experience and self-worth.
- Compensation: $6000/Month + Incentives
- Telecommuting is ok.
- Hrm……I didn’t know prostitutes had to have a strong drive and desire for success…
